Josh Haberson

Weedy, bully victim


Grade: 9

Josh is a 98-pound weakling, with thick glasses and braces. He has “victim” stamped all over him, and nearly everyone in the hierarchy above him takes note of this and responds accordingly. Josh has been hospitalised twice after some “rough-housing” got a little too rough, and has his lunch money stolen one day in three. Put under Mr Thurston’s supervision for undisclosed reasons, he has latched on to the other members of the group as his only friends (even when this is not reciprocated).


Josh Haberson

Independence, Ohio Pedant