Coach Haldwick

Sadistic sports teacher


A bully of a man, carrying a certain amount of weight on what remains, nonetheless, a fairly impressive frame, Coach Haldrick is never seen without his Indpendence High Football Team jacket, and is usually chewing some form of nicotine gum.

Full Name: Mr ‘Coach’ Gene Haldrick

In School

Responsible both for the Football team and for most of the student’s PE lessons, Coach Haldrick plays obvious favourites, exalting those who prove themselves in track & field, or on the Football pitch and excoriating those whose talents lie elsewhere.


Coach Haldwick

Independence, Ohio Pedant